Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You are a genius and a whore.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
