this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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