The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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