Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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