She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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