It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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