i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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