No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
