Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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