you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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