on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i came on her dog
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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