no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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