bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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