Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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