I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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