I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
NoShamevember. You game?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
