his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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