Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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