Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
