You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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