Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She's the barista slut.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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