I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My bed smells like the plague
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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