yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
