Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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