wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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