i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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