in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
as a side note pls kill me
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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