And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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