Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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