I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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