The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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