A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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