right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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