Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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