the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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