i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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