She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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