Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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