We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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