life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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