with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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