if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it glows. i had to have it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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