Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Randomize
