why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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