Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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