The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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