he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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