Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
