Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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