Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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