also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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