Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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