One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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