I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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