Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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