mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You made out with two different species that night
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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